#whatshouldwecalltechsupport

When a sales rep tries to get me to do her job

Because she’s “too busy”

When one of my dumber clients tries to sound tech savvy in a conference call

Every time I’m pretty much just

When the change log shows my name as making a change months ago that is now an issue

Whenever someone asks me if they can ask a quick question

Cool, you just did.

When a client starts a phone call with “Sorry to bother you”

SHUT UP YOU ALREADY ARE.

When a third party emails me directly to ask for insight on their firewall issues:

Gangnam like:

When a client opens up a ticket just to say it was resolved quickly

When our client communication system crashed and had issues piling up for a week

The day it was back online, I just

When I return to my office after being gone for a long time

I go up to everyone I like and just

When the annoying coworker tries to have an interaction with me that doesn’t directly involve work:

The dream: